It doesn't seem possible,
But it's not impossible.
It sounds odd,
But it makes sense.
It just needs to be cool.
Ice cold.
You just need steady hands.
Confidence.
Shredding butter,
In the immediate moment,
Is slippery, slopery,
Thick, and slick.
Unpleasant almost.
But if you want that
Golden flaky
Knees shaky
Earthquaky
Eggs and bac'y
Fine as fuck
And simply divine crust…
Shredded butter
Makes it better.
All the butter shavings
evenly coated by
all the flour,
evenly distributed,
Gives you . . Me. . . Us. . .
The Butter That You Need
in every
Single
Goddamn
Bite

To make the sin worth it